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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:41:45 -0400

poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:58 -0400

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

some of your teachers are probably having sex right now

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:41 -0400

laugh-addict:

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:20:26 -0400

theangryviolinist: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:09:29 -0400

theangryviolinist:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:53 -0400

mjbyy: i love the deaf girl at my school today she was wearing a shirt that said “I am sooo not...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:58:19 -0400

mjbyy:

i love the deaf girl at my school

today she was wearing a shirt that said “I am sooo not listening”

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Mon, 13 May 2013 22:07:35 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 23:44:46 -0400

rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:42:47 -0400

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

yuanzeng: National Geographic Photographer of the Year: Mr....

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:47:09 -0400

yuanzeng:

National Geographic Photographer of the Year: Mr. Tall Fox

nosdrinker: yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:10:01 -0400

nosdrinker:

yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later

seyoncestrikesagain: I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:08:18 -0400

seyoncestrikesagain:

I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE BUT I FUCKING BROKE THE CHAIR

jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:06:17 -0400

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:59:28 -0400

ishipitlikeups:

dantheinsane1:

ishipitlikeups:

Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.

Pics or it didn’t happen

His name is T.I.

He brought me flowers.

Obligatory outdoor photos.

Here I am, introducing him to friends.

A close-up shot of his dashing visage.

My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.

“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:53:47 -0400

“C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.

pezdispencersmith: i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:52:20 -0400

pezdispencersmith:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

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Sat, 11 May 2013 19:56:33 -0400

peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:49:07 -0400

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

"The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:49:00 -0400

“The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of them, even though they contain most of our lives. I wondered if that was sort of the point of architecture.”

- John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via sickur)